ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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