the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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