After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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