i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
the raccoons are back...
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