I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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