He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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