I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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