these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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