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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

there needs to be a build-a-bong store...

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(586): View more from Michigan

you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(443): View more from Maryland

does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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(650): View more from California

dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king

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(757): View more from Virginia

the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.

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