he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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