I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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