There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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