Already got asked if we're dating
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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