FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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