So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
40s are totally the cure
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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