You smell like a Billy Joel song
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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