I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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