Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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