Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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