we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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