This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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