Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She swung at the pinata with crutches
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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