I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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