I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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