Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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