When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just google imaged poop.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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