It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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