D3 body, D1 cock
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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