They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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