I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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