i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I can't turn off my feet"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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