i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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