Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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