we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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