Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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