How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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