is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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