Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize