If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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