I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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