Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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