If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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