but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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