They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Princesses don't give blow jobs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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