hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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