so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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