yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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