And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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