either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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