Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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