my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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