Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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