youre lurking in front of me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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