If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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