what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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