Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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