Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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