shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You can't special order awesome
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
We need to get me chipped asap
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