none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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