Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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