Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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