I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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