Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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