she was so not down for the gang bang
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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